Game Boy Color CD

We also make accessories for the leading systems on the market! The GameBoy Color, which is totally not a portable ripoff of the Egregiousoshi, is a wonderful machine which does absolutely nothing and still sold well! We also noticed that the CD-ROM was starting to gain traction in the visual electronic entertainment industry, so we decided to get the CD portable! Now, you can go everywhere while playing your dazziling CD-ROM games!

What you get



The CD drive in it's naked glory and an Indestructible Device Extension-cable provided from our giant warehouse full of them!

How to setup



Connect the Indestructible Device Extension-cable cable into the cartridge port of the console. If it does not fit, do not worry, this is a common question with owners of the Game Boy Color CD and it will not affect play. Next, plug in the AC adapter (sold separately) to the wall outlet. Any powerstrips or related will be made unusable if plugged into. This is because the CD drive needs a minimum of 4500 watts to power on. Turn on the Game Boy Color and the game will load. Please wait for upwards of 40 years for the game to load.

FAQ

My CD drive broke! How long is the warranty?

The warranty lasts for 5 months before purchase. Once that is up, users must pay a sum of $30,000 per part we require to fix the unit. We will hold the CD drive for ransom if the owner does not have the money to pay expenses.

Why does it take 40 years for my game to load?

To prevent any hiccups during gameplay, while still providing the highest quality CD-ROM technology, we load the entire game into different memory banks located inside the drive. The drive compresses the data using the processor. However, to avoid high costs, we did not include a processor in the drive, so the encryption process happens using the Game Boy Color's processor. If the user turns off the system or the system loses battery power during operation, the drive may fail or the system will become busted. This is entirely your fault and will not be covered by warranty.

My system came broken out of the box!

Your fault, not ours. Did you pick it up from the back and not the front?

What are all the other ports for?

We have planned faster loading times so instead of 40 years for games to load, you can wait 39.9910 years for a game to load. We have not released the cables for this just yet, we plan to on December 20th, 2023.

There's a deep scratch on my disc! What happened?

To prevent illegal copying of our discs, we have made a system which the drive will make a permanent and deep scratch on the disc to signify that the disc was used with another system and may not work with this system. This may or may not ruin the disc.

Does this CD drive use the batteries to power itself?

Of course... not! It uses it's own power supply, didn't you read? The batteries are still used for clock based functions. This is done to save money and in turn lowers the battery life of the console.

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